Monday, August 16, 2010

A goodnight blog

I'm off to bed soon. And I'm trying not to watch anything to unusual. My very, very visual mind will dream of whatever I watch before I go to bed, and quite vividly at that.

Now This can be a very good thing or very bad thing. I once watched Rob Zombies "El Super Beasto" and had a disturbing dream about tons of Zombie Nazi's with ridiculously huge nipples trying to gang bang me.

And as I'm writing this J-Woww is on Jay Leto, so more than likely I'll be chasing her around trying to put it in her butt, while wearing Ed Hardy clothes and really really tight pants. Now this may sound like a good dream, but for some reason I think getting crabs in the nether realm can actually scare my nether region, which in turn becomes a nightmare. Ahhh the complications of a male mind. At least mine anyway.

Now on to other sleep related news.......... I ran out of sleeping pills.

I dont really need them but like I said I have an overly active imagination and tend to see shit in the dark that are really not there. Yes.....I said it...... I'm kinda weirdly afraid of the dark.

On that sad note I'm off to bed.

P.S. I still wanna put it in J-Woww's butt.

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